Aunt Kathy, Interviewed

(in 2011, by her nine year old niece)

Photo by Katherine ©2018

-Aunt Kathy, why aren’t you married?

-I was married, I’m not what men want

-Aunt Kathy, how come you aren’t married?

-I have a good life. A lot of people aren’t married

-Why aren’t you married, Aunt Kathy?

-I guess I’m hard to get along with. I’m fun but

I want something I can’t get

-Do you want to get married, Aunt Kathy?

-Of course. I don’t know, I’m too tall

-Aunt Kathy, why aren’t you married?

-I don’t really like men, that’s a problem, plus

It’s hard for me to trust

I’ll get married when

someone takes a knee

for me—in other words,

never ha-ha!

-You’re funny Aunt Kathy. I hope you get

married again if you want to

-Thank you, sweetheart. I hope you get married too.